While it may seem farfetched to the uninitiated, there is a very serious risk of the popular snack 'Atomic Fireballs' becoming dangerous nuclear warheads. The events leading up to this catastrophe occur in 6 simple steps.
1. Due to poor FDA supervision, large supplies of Atomic Fireballs are exposed to dangerous levels of radiation.
2. The radiation causes complex molecular transformations creating the existence of unstable Uranium (U-235) and Plutonium (Pu-239) within the candy.
3. The boxes are then shipped worldwide to unsuspecting children.
4. As children bite into their supposed delicious treat, they set off a nuclear blast with a 7 miles radius.
5. Because of the obvious lack of eye witnesses to the cause of the blast, children around the world continue to decimate their home towns.
6. Post-apocalyptic scenarios ensue.
Do not be fooled by the playful 'Chewy' added to the name. The only chewiness to speak of are the medium rare victims just outside of the blast zone.
Does this only apply to the Atomic Fireballs brand? What about other generic atomic fireballs?
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