While many worry about natural disasters destroying the Earth,
another possible cataclysmic ending could be the epidemic of 'Instant
Weu Weu.' This is when a person will abruptly, without any warning,
start screaming 'Weu Weu!' like that girl from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
As this spreads throughout the population, it will make us all
helpless and afraid and incapable of tending to even the most basic
human needs. Starvation and accidentally running off of cliffs are the
main causes of death associated with Instant Weu Weu. Please be sure to
protect your families.
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